Just keep 'em comin'

So I was doing the usual, a little internet dirty talk with a friend while on a break at work. Then something funny happened:

First let me explain something. The office I work in had a huge water leak that caused a flood about 1.5 years ago. It got nicely patched up and everybody went back to work as usual. A couple months ago, there was a leak again. One of the 'Buildings and Grounds' fellas came to investigate, to see if the leak had caused mold. Now, on with the rest of my story.

So there I was, a little hot from the messages I was sending/receiving. I internetally implied that I was about to have my way with myself and was feeling a little rambunctious. (You should probably know that I had been moved into a different office since the walls in the back, by my usual office, were wet.) Suddenly, I heard a man's voice in the reception area and he was asking the lady at the desk if anyone was "in there" - meaning the office I was sitting in. Since she is not used to me being in there, she said "nah, go on in."

I'm sure there's no need to explain why he should NOT have just gone on in, but when he did, he was surprised to see me sitting there (evidence concealed, haha!) and could only utter:

"I'm just looking for dampness."

Are you kidding me?!?!?! If he only knew, there was good chance of him finding it!

Just might be a true story.