I certainly hope that is not how I am presented when matchmakers are up to their shenanigans. "You'll like her...she has tattoos" sounds like quite the turn on, no? No. I expect a description of me to include how charming, funny, nerdy, sexy I am. I'd rather hear that I have a brain the size of Texas, and an ass to match. Feel free to follow that up with how cool my tattoos are.
It is true, I have acquired quite a collection of tattoos. Quit touching me.
Now that I think about it, the last time I dated a man with tattoos was 1996. Hmmm.
One other thing. Just because I have dark hair with babydoll bangs and tattoos, does not mean I am rockabilly and worship Johnny Cash. I guess I'm just not that nostalgic.
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